callout post for my mutuals um. hi guys i love you
callout post for my mutuals um. hi guys i love you
This is what audio processing disorder feels like
GANDALF from The Lord of the Rings
Yes, I know them.
I've only heard of them.
No, I don't know them at all.
Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994.
Big Breakfast: What sort of girls do you like?
Keanu: Oh man…*holds face in hands* *repeats question* they’re all angels.
Big Breakfast: really? And are you single at the moment?
Keanu: Yeah…*howls softly like a sad dog*
why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses
This is a the funniest fucking post I have seen in a year because first the spelling and backstory makes you think he got a role as one of the beatles, and then after the preposterous reveal she says that isnt actually a problem, and I don't think anything more could be funnier than the actual post cutting it off as she makes it all about the couch. Comedy writers please study this.
Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you
Why did this post breach containment 6 months later im planting a Bomb
strip pai sho PLZ CAN WE SEE